YOOOOOO!!! WE'RE ALL IN a hotel right now:
ANNNNNNNNNND we're having this insane sleep-over --- SOOOOOOOOOOOO HERE ARE SOME SHOUTOUTS FROM EVERYONE:
"YOOOOO EVERYONE THIS IS THE MOST EPIC CON EVARRRRR. DUUUUUUUUUUUUUDEEE for some reason people are shouting out '
ENISSS!!'.....YEAHHHH...okaaaay. DUUUDE we had so much KOOLAID 'OH YEAHHHHHHHS' IT WAS SOOO EPIC. I OBVIOUSLY HAVE THE MOST EPIC SHOUTOUT SINCE CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL. LOL NOOO I'M IN THE CIRCLE OF DESPAIR. I HATE YOU JUDY <3<3<3 LOL"
"Whooooooooosh!!!!! Huff-n-puff-n-huff-n
We are having a kick ass time with CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSS- mah homie!
big shout out to all of Chris's watchers who went to AX ( Or are there now )
hope you found what you were lookin' for ( LOL chris is singing next to me right now-- and now he's stopped )"
"*BREAKS THROUGH WALL* OH YEAHHHHH!!!!! What's up everyone?! Ummmm I think I'm constipated. Did you like that? I'm even funnier in real life 8D. Okay but no really, I'm kinda sad.
Anyway, (
*interruption* "she's effing hilarious") I'm having lots of fun, despite the fact that I haven't sold a lot. Meeting everyone for the first time (be it on DA or not) has been such a fun experience. CONSTIPATED OR NOT, I'M OKAY 8D!! Okay that's enough. Next!"
"hi. lols. asl? um. after being outside for a few days, I have forgotten how to write meaningless internet paragraphs. geek fail
kthxbai"
"this hotel room becomes me. Oh shit JC can beatbox O_O_O_O We have Mac N Cheese that you can explode with a coffee maker. Hellz yeah!!!!1 I had a cucumber today and it was THICK. Lani bought it just for me, since she knows me that well. Americans have thick cucumbers.
"
"CAPSLOCK ENTRY WOOOOSH. Uh uh um yeah uhn well all I can say is that AX is super ginormously big and cosplayers are scary things. And hope everyone's gonna arrive home safely and not become bankrupt from all the dealer's room junk. I had tons of fun with everyone, if you get the chance to meet em at cons, DO SO PLZKTHX."
Multi-HELLOS FROM AX!!! 
Agony
